![]() ![]() Leslie’s bid for making William Henry Harrison matter is similar to Iowa’s bid to make themselves truly great. Instead, the museum’s other exhibits include such things as “Other Famous Harrisons” and “Other Things That Were Famous for 31 Days.” Her quest eventually leads her to the William Henry Harrison Museum, a sad affair with no visitors and insufficient artifacts to fill the small space. Iowa (#4) - The William Henry Harrison Museum H: 4 L: 4 LW: 3ĭuring the final season, Leslie becomes desperate to preserve some land near Pawnee, and learns that William Henry Harrison - he of the 31-day presidency - may have once had a hunting cabin there. Still, a good season for the Flying Penixes - keep following your dreams, guys. But in typical Indiana fashion, the rug was yanked out from under them in the form of a rule change that allowed OSU to play in the CCG rather than the Hoosiers. In atypical Indiana fashion, those dreams have actually turned out rather well. Indiana, like that cow from the video, has followed their dreams this season. Jean-Ralphio: Why don’t you live your life like that cow from the video? The Parks Department hosts an extremely well-attended memorial service, run by Tom and Jean-Ralphio’s fledgling “premiere, high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate.” Offering some encouragement to Tom, who has briefly had a moment of good sense and hesitation, Jean-Ralphio says: ![]() Indiana’s moment comes from an ostensibly sad one - Lil’ Sebastian, the beloved “mini horse” fixation of all of Pawnee has passed on after a long, full life. NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Indiana (#3) - Inspirational Talk by Jean-Ralphio H: 2 L: 12 (what) LW: 2 Unfortunately for Northwestern, Ohio State isn’t a fancy turkey burger- they’re wagyu beef, and the cook-off this week probably isn’t going to be close. Even if no Northwestern grad would ever deign to enter a Food & Stuff, the analogy overall still holds. You don’t want to get into a rock fight with the Wildcats, because they will slowly and painfully defeat you. They are playing uninspiring football, but it is undoubtedly effective (except, randomly, against Michigan State). Northwestern this season has been like Ron’s unseasoned beef burger which easily defeats Chris’ fancy turkey burger in the office taste test. beef burger cook-off, that involves Ron Swanson in a health food store, which is really all you need to know. Ron Swanson, rarely concerned with anything the government is doing, is roused to action by this attack on beef and “the only part of his job he likes.” Chris and Ron then engage in a turkey burger vs. Northwestern (#2) - Turkey Can Never Beat Cow H: 2 L: 3 LW: 4Ī personal favorite subplot for me is in the Season Three episode “Soulmates” that finds health nut Chris attempting to ban beef hamburgers from the City Hall cafeteria. The only dark cloud for them was the cancellation of the Michigan game - as Michigan flails this season, you have to assume Buckeye Nation is miffed it missed the chance to inflict some historic pain on Michigan.īut yeah, OSU is otherwise a sex-shirt wearing Ron Swanson, rolling into another title game. Fresh off another undefeated season and a successful temper tantrum to overturn the minimum game rule so that they can trot off to yet another CCG, everything is looking rosy for OSU. I was originally going to just choose the iconic image of Ron drunkenly dancing in a fascinator after imbibing Snake Juice, but as I perused the gifs, I realized there were many triumphant Ron moments that effectively reflect the Ohio State Buckeyes right now. I know, I know… this isn’t a specific moment. Onward to Pawnee! Thanks to WhiteSpeedReciever for putting together the graphs! Ohio State (#1) - Ron Swanson Reaction Gifs First Place Votes: 10 High: 1 Low: 1 Last Week: 1 Sunrise, Sunset What may not be brilliant is this Power Poll, but it’s the last week of the semester, and I have all the mental fiber left in me of an elite strike force legal team, and you’ll just have to bear with me. ![]() I still think it’s a brilliant show, and watching it is like getting a big hug from a loved one. I’ve made a 60” x 80” quilt of Ron Swanson’s face. P&R is my favorite show of all time, and I’ve seen the entire run an embarrassing number of times. In fact, the very first Power Poll I ever did was one based around Parks and Rec’s minor characters, way back in 2014 (oh halcyon days of yore). This isn’t my first Parks and Rec-themed Power Poll, but what is surprising is that it’s only my second one. ![]()
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